AMoL Ch. 2: Confrontation
by Paetram
[Logain solemly steps out of the gateway onto the grounds of the Black Tower]
Taim: Logain Ablar. So, you've finally come to face me. Your death will give me some brief amusement...
Logain: Your pathetic threats don't faze me, Darkfriend. Prepare to receive the swift justice of the Light.
Taim: What do you mean, "Darkfriend?"
Logain: You foolishly gave yourself away in the last book, Taim. You used the phrase "Lord of Chaos" and everyone knows only Darkfriends say that.
Taim: Oh, really? Back where I come from, everyone says that. Why, my grandmother said it all the time. She'd spill her tea and suddenly exclaim "Well, that's what I get for letting the Lord of Chaos rule."
Logain: What a silly expression!
Taim: What did you say about my grandmother?
Logain: Never mind that. You must be evil, I'm quite sure of it.
Taim: Then name one evil thing I've ever done!
Logain: Well, didn't you order Rand killed? I'd say that about wraps it up...
Taim: Oh, those fool asha'man. I was planning a birthday party for al'Thor, and the assassination was just a distraction to keep it all secret. Some of the asha'man clearly got mixed up.
Logain: Yes, clearly they did. I'm still not convinced, though. Are you sure you're not at least Demandred? I came here all prepared for a bloody massacre and everything...
Taim: Nope. I'm just me. Was there anything else? I was just about to fix some lunch...
[awkward pause]
Logain: Well, I guess I'll be going...
Taim: Yes. Good luck with that whole world-saving glory thing. Oh, and tell al'Thor to watch his back. Just kidding!
[Again, this was intended to be a parody and not serious fan fiction of any sort.]