9. You are the reason Rand Land isn't Hellsville.
8. You still believe in Trollocs, even if no one else does.
7. The Borderlands are the leading the world market for production of able generals.
6. The next thing on your "To Do" list after taking a bath is repel a hundred Trolloc raid, then have lunch.
5. Real Estate in the blight is about to go WAY up.
4. Any member of the opposite sex will gladly take a bath with you and think nothing of it.
3. You don't have to worry about dying old in bed.
2. You're only worry about decency is by what you wear.
1. Harvest.
